If Grandmothers Ruled the World

For 2011 I have a new plan. It is time for grandmothers to take over the big world problems. First, the wars would end, since no grandmother would allow her kids or her grandchildren to fight and kill one another.
She would teach them the art of sharing and compromise.

Next ,we would not have a trillion dollar budget deficit. Grandmothers save coupons, look for sales, and never go into debt. Our treasury would have a credit instead. Grandmothers think ahead.

Grandmothers would never remove social security or medicare. They care about others and do what is good for other grandmothers and grandfathers.

Grandmothers hang in there, even when the going is tough. Grandmothers raised large families with no computers, cell phones, washers, dryers, microwave ovens or technology that consumes kids today. Grandmothers told stories, sang songs, gave hugs and kisses, and raised large families during recessions, depressions, wars and conflict. Their kids survived and achieved.

Yes, is sounds like a good new plan for our future. Grandmothers are wise, gently, honest and loving. Why not elect us to run the country.
Yes, you guessed it, I am a Grandmother.